Script excerpts childrens Christmas musicals, preschool Christmas programs, musicals for children, PreK and teens. Kidfriendly plays for kids Looking For Richard Script taken from a transcript of the screenplay andor the Al Pacino movie about the making of Richard III. Asus Bios Update Security Verification Failed Find there. Real news, curated by real humans. Packed with the trends, news links you need to be smart, informed, and ahead of the curve. Monty Python The Argument Sketch. A man walks into an office. Man Michael Palin Ah. Id like to have an argument, please. Receptionist Certainly sir. Have you been here before Man No, this is my first time. Anything Goes Script' title='Anything Goes Script' />Receptionist I see. Well, do you want to have the full argument, or were you thinking of taking a course Man Well, what would be the cost Receptionist Well, Its one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten. Man Well, I think its probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there, okay Receptionist Fine. The Argument Sketch. A man walks into an office. Man Michael Palin Ah. Id like to have an argument, please. Receptionist Certainly sir. FADE IN EXT. CITY STREET DAY A restaurant supply truck is curbside, near a small restaurant. GERALD GRUNICK, fortyone, is closing the back door of his. Castcredits plus additional information about the film. White House. Trump goes offscript and fumes about Sessions and Russia probe. The presidents harsh criticism of his attorney general and the Russia probe. Anything Goes Script' title='Anything Goes Script' />Ill see whos free at the moment. PauseReceptionist Mr. De. Bakeys free, but hes a little bit conciliatory. Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard room 1. Man Thank you. Walks down the hall. Opens door. Angry man WHADDAYOU WANTMan Well, Well, I was told outside that. Angry man DONT GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS Man What A SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT M Yes, but I came here for an argument A OH Oh Im sorrySite about the BBC comedy series Yes Minister and Yes Prime Minister. Features episode guide, extensive database, photos, videodvdbook information, quotes in. Aliens script at the Internet Movie Script Database. This is abuse M Oh Oh I see A AhaNo, you want room 1. A, next door. M Oh. Sorry. A Not at all A under his breath stupid git. The man goes into room 1. A. Another man is sitting behind a desk. Man Is this the right room for an argument Other Man John Cleese Ive told you once. Man No you havent Other Man Yes I have. M No you didnt M You didnt M You didnt O Im telling you, I did M You did not O Oh Im sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour M Ah taking out his wallet and paying Just the five minutes. O Just the five minutes. Thank you. O Anyway, I did. M You most certainly did not O Now lets get one thing quite clear I most definitely told you M Oh no you didnt O Oh yes I did M Oh no you didnt O Oh yes I did M Oh no you didntO Oh yes I did M Oh no you didnt O Oh yes I did M Oh no you didntO Oh yes I did M Oh no you didnt O Oh yes I did M No you DIDNT O Oh yes I did M No you DIDNT O Oh yes I did M No you DIDNTO Oh yes I did M Oh look, this isnt an argument O Yes it is M No it isnt M Its just contradiction O No it isnt M You just contradicted me O No I didnt M You did just then M exasperatedOh, this is futileO No it isnt pauseM I came here for a good argument O AH, no you didnt, you came here for an argumentM An argument isnt just contradiction. O Well it CAN be M No it cant M An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a. O No it isnt M Yes it isO Look, if I arguewith you, I must take up a contrary position M Yes but it isnt just saying no it isnt. M No it isnt O Yes it is M No it isnt M No it ISNT Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says. O It is NOT O Not at all The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops. O Thank you, thats it. M stunned What O Thats it. Good morning. M But I was just getting interested O Im sorry, the five minutes is up. M That was never five minutes just nowO Im afraid it was. M leading on No it wasnt. O Im sorry, Im not allowed to argue any more. O If you want me to go on arguing, youll have to pay for another five. M But that was never five minutes just now Oh Come on Oh this is. This is ridiculous O I told you. I told you, Im not allowed to argue unless you PAY M Oh all right. There you are. M clears throat Well. M That was never five minutes just now. O I told you, Im not allowed to argue unless youve paidM Well I just paid O No you didnt O YOU didnt O YOU didnt O YOU didnt O YOU didnt M I dont want to argue about it O Well Im very sorry but you didnt pay M Ah hah Well if I didnt pay, why are you arguingAh HAAAAAAHHH O No you havent M Yes I have If youre arguing, I must have paid. O Not necessarily. I ouldbe arguing in my spare time. M Ive had enough of thisO No you havent. Laban Caught By Surprise. Man leaves the officeContinue to the next sketch. Hitting on the Head Lessons.